Seventy percent of success in life is showing up

Quote by Woody Allen

Topics: Success Quotes

I was thrown out of NYU for cheating-with the deans wife

I was thrown out of NYU for cheating-with the deans wife

In Beverly Hills...they don't throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows.

In Beverly Hills...they don't throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows.

Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's one of...

Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's one of...

Although we've come to the end of the road, still I can't let you go,...

Although we've come to the end of the road, still I can't let you go,...

On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done...

On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done...

Love is the answer, but while youre waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty...

Love is the answer, but while youre waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty...

My luck is getting worse and worse. Last night, for instance, I was mugged by...

My luck is getting worse and worse. Last night, for instance, I was mugged by...

Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Drama is like a plate of...

Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Drama is like a plate of...

More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to...

More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to...

If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil....

If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil....

I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.

I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.

The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small.

The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small.

I've often said, the only thing standing between me and greatness is me

I've often said, the only thing standing between me and greatness is me

And my parents finally realise that I'm kidnapped and they snap into action immediately: they...

And my parents finally realise that I'm kidnapped and they snap into action immediately: they...

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.

My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.

My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it

What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream?

What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream?

I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves...

I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves...

I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.

I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.