In Beverly Hills...they don't throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows.
Quote by Woody Allen
And my parents finally realise that I'm kidnapped and they snap into action immediately: they...
In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
Who bothers to cook TV dinners? I suck them frozen.
I've never been an intellectual but I have this look.
What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream?
I failed to make the chess team because of my height.
Dying is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down.
I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse.
Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.
As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard...
Man consists of two parts, his mind and his body, only the body has more...
I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had...
I tended to place my wife under a pedestal.
I don't have to 'freedom-kiss' my wife when what I really want to do is...
I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my...
I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to...
What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid...
His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.
In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows.
The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much...