In Beverly Hills...they don't throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows.
Quote by Woody Allen
The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much...
When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small.
The prison psychiatrist asked me if I thought sex was dirty. I told him only...
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that...
It's not that I'm afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when...
And my parents finally realise that I'm kidnapped and they snap into action immediately: they...
Inertia accounts for two-thirds of marriages. But love accounts for the other third.
I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.
Sex is better than talk...Talk is what you suffer through so you can get to...
The talent for being happy is appreciating and liking what you have, instead of what...
I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government.
Man consists of two parts, his mind and his body, only the body has more...
If my film makes one more person miserable, I've done my job
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through...
My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.
If my films don't show a profit, I know I'm doing something right.
I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me...
I tended to place my wife under a pedestal.