In Beverly Hills...they don't throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows.
Quote by Woody Allen
I was raised in the Jewish tradition, taught never to marry a Gentile woman, shave...
And my parents finally realise that I'm kidnapped and they snap into action immediately: they...
I ran into Isosceles. He had a great idea for a new triangle!
On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done...
I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by...
My education was dismal. I went to a series of schools for mentally disturbed teachers.
I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.
You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that...
The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone...
Eternity is really long, especially near the end
It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept...
Sex is like having dinner: sometimes you joke about the dishes, sometimes you take the...
Thought: Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there...
Eighty percent of success is showing up.
Man consists of two parts, his mind and his body, only the body has more...
I am two with nature.
I failed to make the chess team because of my height.
Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its...
What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream?
If my films don't show a profit, I know I'm doing something right.