Love is the answer, but while youre waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.
Quote by Woody Allen
I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government.
There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep...
I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.
There is no remedy for sex but more sex.
Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.
If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job.
I tended to place my wife under a pedestal.
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
In Beverly Hills... they don't throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows.
Marriage is the death of hope.
My luck is getting worse and worse. Last night, for instance, I was mugged by...
Eternity is really long, especially near the end
It is no secret that organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars...
Seventy percent of success in life is showing up.
When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back.
I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had...
Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I...
I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse.
In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows.
The talent for being happy is appreciating and liking what you have, instead of what...