Love is the answer, but while youre waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.

Quote by Woody Allen

Topics: Hilarious Quotes, Love Quotes

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with...

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with...

I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.

I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.

Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.

Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.

Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.

Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.

Death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down....

Death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down....

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.

Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to...

Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to...

I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my...

I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my...

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it

Eternity is really long, especially near the end

Eternity is really long, especially near the end

When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.

When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.

Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once.

Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once.

Eighty percent of success is showing up.

Eighty percent of success is showing up.

To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering, one must not love. But then, one...

To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering, one must not love. But then, one...

Seventy percent of success in life is showing up.

Seventy percent of success in life is showing up.

I think you should defend to the death their right to march, and then go...

I think you should defend to the death their right to march, and then go...

I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by...

I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by...

You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that...

You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that...

Sex relieves tension - love causes it.

Sex relieves tension - love causes it.