Love is the answer, but while youre waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.

Quote by Woody Allen

Topics: Hilarious Quotes, Love Quotes

Sex is nobody's business except the three people involved

Sex is nobody's business except the three people involved

Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered?

Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered?

If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job.

If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job.

It's not that I'm afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when...

It's not that I'm afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when...

Who bothers to cook TV dinners? I suck them frozen.

Who bothers to cook TV dinners? I suck them frozen.

Although we've come to the end of the road, still I can't let you go,...

Although we've come to the end of the road, still I can't let you go,...

Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.

Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.

Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.

Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.

The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone...

The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone...

Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.

Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.

To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering, one must not love. But then, one...

To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering, one must not love. But then, one...

If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.

If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.

I was thrown out of NYU for cheating-with the deans wife

I was thrown out of NYU for cheating-with the deans wife

A relationship, I think, is like a shark, you know? It has to constantly move...

A relationship, I think, is like a shark, you know? It has to constantly move...

I believe there is something out there watching over us. Unfortunately, it's the government.

I believe there is something out there watching over us. Unfortunately, it's the government.

Marriage is the death of hope.

Marriage is the death of hope.

Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's one of...

Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's one of...

I failed to make the chess team because of my height.

I failed to make the chess team because of my height.

One cannot play chess if one becomes aware of the pieces as living souls and...

One cannot play chess if one becomes aware of the pieces as living souls and...

I'm like Bush, I see the world more like checkers than chess.

I'm like Bush, I see the world more like checkers than chess.

In every country and in every age the priest has been hostile to liberty; he...

In every country and in every age the priest has been hostile to liberty; he...