I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.
Quote by Woody Allen
Woody Allen Quotes
Man consists of two parts, his mind and his body, only the body has more...
My education was dismal. I went to a series of schools for mentally disturbed teachers.
And my parents finally realise that I'm kidnapped and they snap into action immediately: they...
Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must...
It's not that I'm afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when...
If you want to make God laugh, tell him your future plans.
I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government.
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through...
How can I believe in God when only last week I got my tongue caught...
If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything...
Seventy percent of success in life is showing up.
I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to...
In Beverly Hills...they don't throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows.
When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back.
I've often said, the only thing standing between me and greatness is me
If my film makes one more person miserable, I've done my job
I don't have to 'freedom-kiss' my wife when what I really want to do is...
Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its...
I tended to place my wife under a pedestal.
Tradition is the illusion of permanance.