I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.
Quote by Woody Allen
Woody Allen Quotes
Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.
The baby is fine. The only problem is that he looks like Edward G. Robinson.
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through...
I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered?
I've often said, the only thing standing between me and greatness is me
He was so depressed, he tried to commit suicide by inhaling next to an Armenian.
How can I believe in God when only last week I got my tongue caught...
Tradition is the illusion of permanance.
I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had...
Marriage is the death of hope.
I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves...
You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that...
Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.
The study of economy usually shows us that the best time for purchase was last...
The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much...
I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it...
Cruel as death, and hungry as the grave.
Technicolor makes me look like death warmed over.