I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.
Quote by Woody Allen
Woody Allen Quotes
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through...
Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Drama is like a plate of...
I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me...
How can I believe in God when only last week I got my tongue caught...
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.
The baby is fine. The only problem is that he looks like Edward G. Robinson.
Eighty percent of success is showing up.
The last time I was inside a woman was when I was inside the Statue...
Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must...
In Beverly Hills...they don't throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows.
Sex is better than talk...Talk is what you suffer through so you can get to...
Harvard makes mistakes too, you know. Kissinger taught there.
I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.
It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept...
On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done...
Seventy percent of success in life is showing up.
In Beverly Hills... they don't throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows.
As if we don't have enough violence on television.
I wanted to describe the world at the same time, through image, express what I...