On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down .
Quote by Woody Allen
Woody Allen Quotes
80% of success is showing up.
If you want to make God laugh, tell him your future plans.
I'm not afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
The talent for being happy is appreciating and liking what you have, instead of what...
Thought: Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there...
It's not that I'm afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when...
Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.
I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must...
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through...
In Beverly Hills... they don't throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows.
If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job
When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back.
Tradition is the illusion of permanance.
There is no remedy for sex but more sex.
Dying is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down.
I was thrown out of NYU for cheating-with the deans wife
Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.
Before God we are equally wise and equally foolish.
If God is just, I tremble for my country.