Practice random beauty and senseless acts of love.

Quote by Woody Allen

Topics: Love Quotes

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it

I've never been an intellectual but I have this look.

I've never been an intellectual but I have this look.

Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's one of...

Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's one of...

I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.

I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.

To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.

To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.

I was raised in the Jewish tradition, taught never to marry a Gentile woman, shave...

I was raised in the Jewish tradition, taught never to marry a Gentile woman, shave...

Seventy percent of success in life is showing up

Seventy percent of success in life is showing up

Some guy hit my fender, and I told him, 'Be fruitful and multiply,' but not...

Some guy hit my fender, and I told him, 'Be fruitful and multiply,' but not...

Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered?

Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered?

Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some...

Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some...

On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done...

On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done...

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with...

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with...

Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very...

Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very...

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

I wish I could think of a positive point to leave you with. Will you...

I wish I could think of a positive point to leave you with. Will you...

If my film makes one more person miserable, I've done my job

If my film makes one more person miserable, I've done my job

In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.

In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.

Just don't take any class where you have to read BEOWULF.

Just don't take any class where you have to read BEOWULF.

Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a...

Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a...

Love is the most expensive gift. Make sure you don't give it to someone that's...

Love is the most expensive gift. Make sure you don't give it to someone that's...