Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

Quote by Woody Allen

Topics: Money Quotes, Poverty Quotes

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it

I've often said, the only thing standing between me and greatness is me

I've often said, the only thing standing between me and greatness is me

Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.

Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.

Tradition is the illusion of permanance.

Tradition is the illusion of permanance.

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.

On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done...

On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done...

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with...

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with...

Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I...

Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I...

I'm not afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.

I'm not afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.

My education was dismal. I went to a series of schools for mentally disturbed teachers.

My education was dismal. I went to a series of schools for mentally disturbed teachers.

To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.

To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.

If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job.

If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job.

My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.

My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.

Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to...

Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to...

I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government.

I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government.

It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept...

It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept...

Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too...

Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too...

Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.

Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.

I cannot believe in a God who wants to be praised all the time.

I cannot believe in a God who wants to be praised all the time.

God never wrought miracles to convince atheism, because his ordinary works convince it.

God never wrought miracles to convince atheism, because his ordinary works convince it.