Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

Quote by Woody Allen

Topics: Money Quotes, Poverty Quotes

The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone...

The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone...

The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue...

The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue...

Tradition is the illusion of permanance.

Tradition is the illusion of permanance.

As the post said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard...

As the post said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard...

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come...

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come...

Death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down....

Death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down....

I've never been an intellectual but I have this look.

I've never been an intellectual but I have this look.

I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had...

I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had...

Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too...

Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too...

You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that...

You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that...

Another good thing about being poor is that when you are seventy your children will...

Another good thing about being poor is that when you are seventy your children will...

In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows.

In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows.

Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must...

Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must...

Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very...

Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very...

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through...

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through...

I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it...

I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it...

I was thrown out of NYU for cheating-with the deans wife

I was thrown out of NYU for cheating-with the deans wife

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.

Love may exist without jealousy, although this is rare; but jealousy may exist without love,...

Love may exist without jealousy, although this is rare; but jealousy may exist without love,...

The most wonderful of all things in life is the discovery of another human being...

The most wonderful of all things in life is the discovery of another human being...