To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.

Quote by Woody Allen

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It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept...

It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept...

I ran into Isosceles. He had a great idea for a new triangle!

I ran into Isosceles. He had a great idea for a new triangle!

I failed to make the chess team because of my height.

I failed to make the chess team because of my height.

Just don't take any class where you have to read BEOWULF.

Just don't take any class where you have to read BEOWULF.

Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must...

Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must...

The talent for being happy is appreciating and liking what you have, instead of what...

The talent for being happy is appreciating and liking what you have, instead of what...

If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.

If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.

Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's one of...

Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's one of...

Tradition is the illusion of permanance.

Tradition is the illusion of permanance.

Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too...

Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too...

I've never been an intellectual but I have this look.

I've never been an intellectual but I have this look.

Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its...

Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its...

There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep...

There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep...

Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.

Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.

In Beverly Hills...they don't throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows.

In Beverly Hills...they don't throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows.

Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's one of...

Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's one of...

Sex relieves tension - love causes it.

Sex relieves tension - love causes it.

Harvard makes mistakes too, you know. Kissinger taught there.

Harvard makes mistakes too, you know. Kissinger taught there.

I tended to place my wife under a pedestal.

I tended to place my wife under a pedestal.

Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to...

Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to...