To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.
Quote by Woody Allen
It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept...
I ran into Isosceles. He had a great idea for a new triangle!
I failed to make the chess team because of my height.
Just don't take any class where you have to read BEOWULF.
Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must...
The talent for being happy is appreciating and liking what you have, instead of what...
If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.
Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's one of...
Tradition is the illusion of permanance.
Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too...
I've never been an intellectual but I have this look.
Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its...
There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep...
Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.
In Beverly Hills...they don't throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows.
Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's one of...
Sex relieves tension - love causes it.
Harvard makes mistakes too, you know. Kissinger taught there.
I tended to place my wife under a pedestal.
Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to...