Practice random beauty and senseless acts of love.
Quote by Woody Allen
I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.
To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering, one must not love. But then, one...
It is no secret that organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars...
My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.
I've often said, the only thing standing between me and greatness is me
How can I believe in God when only last week I got my tongue caught...
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government.
If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil....
And my parents finally realize that I'm kidnapped and they snap into action immediately: They...
I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by...
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through...
Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its...
Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too...
Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.
I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.
If my films don't show a profit, I know I'm doing something right.
Thought: Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there...
I've never been an intellectual but I have this look.
Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness.