Practice random beauty and senseless acts of love.
Quote by Woody Allen
It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept...
Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once.
The prison psychiatrist asked me if I thought sex was dirty. I told him only...
In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
Seventy percent of success in life is showing up.
If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in...
I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government.
If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil....
Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful - provided you get...
My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.
What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid...
I believe there is something out there watching over us. Unfortunately, it's the government.
Harvard makes mistakes too, you know. Kissinger taught there.
I think you should defend to the death their right to march, and then go...
If there is reincarnation, I'd like to come back as Pamela Andersons fingertips.
Marriage is the death of hope.
In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows.
I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.