What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream?

Quote by Woody Allen

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I've often said, the only thing standing between me and greatness is me

I've often said, the only thing standing between me and greatness is me

The study of economy usually shows us that the best time for purchase was last...

The study of economy usually shows us that the best time for purchase was last...

My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.

My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.

Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.

Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.

Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.

Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.

If my films don't show a profit, I know I'm doing something right.

If my films don't show a profit, I know I'm doing something right.

There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep...

There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep...

Eighty percent of success is showing up.

Eighty percent of success is showing up.

Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love

Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love

If you want to make God laugh, tell him your future plans.

If you want to make God laugh, tell him your future plans.

In Beverly Hills... they don't throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows.

In Beverly Hills... they don't throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows.

It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept...

It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept...

To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering, one must not love. But then, one...

To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering, one must not love. But then, one...

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it

Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too...

Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too...

I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government.

I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government.

Practice random beauty and senseless acts of love.

Practice random beauty and senseless acts of love.

Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Drama is like a plate of...

Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Drama is like a plate of...

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad...

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad...

Life in the movie business is like the beginning of a new love affair: it's...

Life in the movie business is like the beginning of a new love affair: it's...