Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.
Quote by Woody Allen
Bad Day Quotes
If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in...
I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
I took the speed reading course and read 'War and Peace' in twenty minutes. It's...
If my films don't show a profit, I know I'm doing something right.
Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered?
I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had...
My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.
Tradition is the illusion of permanance.
Death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down....
More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to...
If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil....
Seventy percent of success in life is showing up.
Practice random beauty and senseless acts of love.
Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through...
Man consists of two parts, his mind and his body, only the body has more...
It's not that I'm afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when...
Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness.
Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.
I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to...