Eighty percent of success is showing up.
Quote by Woody Allen
Dying is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down.
Harvard makes mistakes too, you know. Kissinger taught there.
Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered?
What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream?
Seventy percent of success in life is showing up
Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.
The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small.
If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in...
Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come...
I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had...
What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid...
His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.
Marriage is the death of hope.
Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too...
The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone...
I believe there is something out there watching over us. Unfortunately, it's the government.
Tradition is the illusion of permanance.
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
Dating a girl with a guy best friend is never easy.
Oh, you're dating my ex...I thought the five second rule was for food only...