Eighty percent of success is showing up.
Quote by Woody Allen
It is no secret that organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars...
In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone...
If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job
I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.
There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with...
As the post said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard...
I am two with nature.
Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very...
Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Drama is like a plate of...
In Beverly Hills...they don't throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows.
The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small.
Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love
Tradition is the illusion of permanance.
More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to...
Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too...
If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything...
Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some...
Do not keep the alabaster boxes of your love and tenderness sealed up until your...
If I know what love is, it is because of you.