In Beverly Hills... they don't throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows.

Quote by Woody Allen

Topics: America And Americans Quotes, Television Quotes

I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.

I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.

Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.

Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.

Practice random beauty and senseless acts of love.

Practice random beauty and senseless acts of love.

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.

Although we've come to the end of the road, still I can't let you go,...

Although we've come to the end of the road, still I can't let you go,...

It is no secret that organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars...

It is no secret that organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars...

I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my...

I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my...

Seventy percent of success in life is showing up.

Seventy percent of success in life is showing up.

Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Drama is like a plate of...

Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Drama is like a plate of...

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

I ran into Isosceles. He had a great idea for a new triangle!

I ran into Isosceles. He had a great idea for a new triangle!

My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.

My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.

She wore a short skirt and a tight sweater and her figure described a set...

She wore a short skirt and a tight sweater and her figure described a set...

Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some...

Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some...

Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to...

Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to...

Seventy percent of success in life is showing up

Seventy percent of success in life is showing up

Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.

Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.

I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had...

I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had...

If there is reincarnation, I'd like to come back as Pamela Andersons fingertips.

If there is reincarnation, I'd like to come back as Pamela Andersons fingertips.

Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness.

Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness.