She wore a short skirt and a tight sweater and her figure described a set of parabolas that could cause cardiac arrest in a yak.

Quote by Woody Allen

Topics: Appearance Quotes

If my film makes one more person miserable, I've done my job

If my film makes one more person miserable, I've done my job

Who bothers to cook TV dinners? I suck them frozen.

Who bothers to cook TV dinners? I suck them frozen.

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I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had...

Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some...

Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some...

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I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my...

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In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.

In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.

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Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I...

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It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept...

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Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.

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Man consists of two parts, his mind and his body, only the body has more...

I think a relationship is like a shark. It has to constantly move forward or...

I think a relationship is like a shark. It has to constantly move forward or...

A man reserves his true and deepest love not for the species of woman in...

A man reserves his true and deepest love not for the species of woman in...

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The more connections you and your lover make, not just between your bodies, but between...

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