She wore a short skirt and a tight sweater and her figure described a set of parabolas that could cause cardiac arrest in a yak.

Quote by Woody Allen

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I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.

I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.

I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.

In Beverly Hills... they don't throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows.

In Beverly Hills... they don't throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows.

You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that...

You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that...

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through...

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through...

Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.

Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.

The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small.

The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small.

Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.

Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.

Inertia accounts for two-thirds of marriages. But love accounts for the other third.

Inertia accounts for two-thirds of marriages. But love accounts for the other third.

Sex relieves tension - love causes it.

Sex relieves tension - love causes it.

Tradition is the illusion of permanance.

Tradition is the illusion of permanance.

It's impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.

It's impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.

I failed to make the chess team because of my height.

I failed to make the chess team because of my height.

Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered?

Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered?

Eighty percent of success is showing up.

Eighty percent of success is showing up.

Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very...

Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very...

Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Drama is like a plate of...

Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Drama is like a plate of...

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

I can't afford to die; I'd lose too much money.

I can't afford to die; I'd lose too much money.

One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having...

One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having...

I've always thought anyone can make money. Making a life worth living, that's the real...

I've always thought anyone can make money. Making a life worth living, that's the real...