Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea.

Quote by Woody Allen

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I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me...

I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me...

Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.

Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.

How can I believe in God when only last week I got my tongue caught...

How can I believe in God when only last week I got my tongue caught...

My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.

My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.

There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep...

There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep...

If my film makes one more person miserable, I've done my job

If my film makes one more person miserable, I've done my job

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.

You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that...

You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that...

It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept...

It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept...

Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.

Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.

In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.

In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.

What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream?

What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream?

If you want to make God laugh, tell him your future plans.

If you want to make God laugh, tell him your future plans.

I don't have to 'freedom-kiss' my wife when what I really want to do is...

I don't have to 'freedom-kiss' my wife when what I really want to do is...

And my parents finally realise that I'm kidnapped and they snap into action immediately: they...

And my parents finally realise that I'm kidnapped and they snap into action immediately: they...

His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.

His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.

I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my...

I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my...

I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had...

I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had...

Love is not something that you can put chains on and throw into a lake....

Love is not something that you can put chains on and throw into a lake....

You can't force anyone to love you or lend you money.

You can't force anyone to love you or lend you money.