Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea.

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Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's one of...

Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's one of...

There is no remedy for sex but more sex.

There is no remedy for sex but more sex.

I ran into Isosceles. He had a great idea for a new triangle!

I ran into Isosceles. He had a great idea for a new triangle!

Sex relieves tension - love causes it.

Sex relieves tension - love causes it.

Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.

Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.

If my film makes one more person miserable, I've done my job

If my film makes one more person miserable, I've done my job

Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too...

Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too...

If you want to make God laugh, tell him your future plans.

If you want to make God laugh, tell him your future plans.

I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse.

I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse.

I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into...

I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into...

Death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down....

Death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down....

Man consists of two parts, his mind and his body, only the body has more...

Man consists of two parts, his mind and his body, only the body has more...

More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to...

More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to...

Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Drama is like a plate of...

Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Drama is like a plate of...

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.

You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that...

You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that...

I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.

I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.

I am two with nature.

I am two with nature.

It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.

It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.