Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness.
Quote by Woody Allen
Woody Allen Quotes
You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that...
I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me...
Just don't take any class where you have to read BEOWULF.
In Beverly Hills... they don't throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows.
I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
Man consists of two parts, his mind and his body, only the body has more...
I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.
Practice random beauty and senseless acts of love.
I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to...
I was raised in the Jewish tradition, taught never to marry a Gentile woman, shave...
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil....
Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its...
Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's one of...
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
Inertia accounts for two-thirds of marriages. But love accounts for the other third.
It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept...
In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
If there is reincarnation, I'd like to come back as Pamela Andersons fingertips.
In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows.