I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.

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I'm so old they've canceled my blood type.

I'm so old they've canceled my blood type.

Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies

Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that...

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that...

They'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood.

They'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood.

If you haven't any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart...

If you haven't any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart...

She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction.

She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction.

I like to play in the low 70's. If it gets any hotter than that...

I like to play in the low 70's. If it gets any hotter than that...

A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.

A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance -waiting for the...

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance -waiting for the...

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it.

You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it.

When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things -...

When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things -...

You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.

You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.

I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.

I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.

I have to much money invested in sweaters.

I have to much money invested in sweaters.

If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants...

If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants...

I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.

I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.

If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.

If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the...

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the...

Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.

Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.