If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants to play through, let him.
Quote by Bob Hope
Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies
You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.
I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for...
The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it.
I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for...
I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a...
If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of...
When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot...
I'm so old they've canceled my blood type.
If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you...
A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing...
Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
I like to play in the low 70's. If it gets any hotter than that...
I'll tell 'ya how to stay young: Hang around with older people
Your ignorance cramps my conversation
Ignorance, if not bliss, often saves a good deal of time
A jury is a group of twelve people of average ignorance