If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants to play through, let him.

Quote by Bob Hope

Topics: Funny Quotes, God Quotes, Golf Quotes, Weather Quotes

You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.

You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.

Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough

Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough

If you haven't any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart...

If you haven't any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart...

The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.

The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.

When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot...

When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot...

If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants...

If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants...

I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.

I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things -...

When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things -...

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you...

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you...

The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.

The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.

I thought 'Deep Throat' was a movie about a giraffe.

I thought 'Deep Throat' was a movie about a giraffe.

If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of...

If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of...

Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.

Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.

I like to play in the low 70's. If it gets any hotter than that...

I like to play in the low 70's. If it gets any hotter than that...

If you haven't any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart...

If you haven't any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart...

When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things -...

When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things -...

Pain makes you stronger. Tears makes you braver. Heartbreak makes you wiser. So thank the...

Pain makes you stronger. Tears makes you braver. Heartbreak makes you wiser. So thank the...

Life is a culmination of the past, an awareness of the present, an indication of...

Life is a culmination of the past, an awareness of the present, an indication of...

We cannot change our past. We can not change the fact that people act in...

We cannot change our past. We can not change the fact that people act in...