If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants to play through, let him.

Quote by Bob Hope

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A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that...

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that...

My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I...

My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I...

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you...

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you...

Zsa Zsa Gabor got married as a one-off, and it was so successful she turned...

Zsa Zsa Gabor got married as a one-off, and it was so successful she turned...

When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things -...

When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things -...

If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.

If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.

When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot...

When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot...

I'll tell 'ya how to stay young: Hang around with older people

I'll tell 'ya how to stay young: Hang around with older people

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for...

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for...

You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.

You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.

I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.

I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.

When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things -...

When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things -...

The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.

The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.

He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.

He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.

If you haven't any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart...

If you haven't any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart...

Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough

Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough

They'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood.

They'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood.

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you...

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you...

The value of routine; trusting your swing.

The value of routine; trusting your swing.

President Bush played golf yesterday and I understand Vice President Dick Cheney also got in...

President Bush played golf yesterday and I understand Vice President Dick Cheney also got in...

Thinking instead of acting is the number-one golf disease.

Thinking instead of acting is the number-one golf disease.