When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.

Quote by Bob Hope

Topics: Bob Hope Quotes

I love to go to Washington -- if only to be near my money.

I love to go to Washington -- if only to be near my money.

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into...

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into...

Isn't it fun to go out on the course and lie in the sun?

Isn't it fun to go out on the course and lie in the sun?

Middle age is when you still believe you'll feel better in the morning.

Middle age is when you still believe you'll feel better in the morning.

Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.

Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.

If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of...

If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of...

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.

I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.

If you haven't any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart...

If you haven't any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart...

If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants...

If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants...

Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough

Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough

You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.

He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.

I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a...

I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a...

I'm so old they've canceled my blood type.

I'm so old they've canceled my blood type.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.

If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for...

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for...

The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's...

The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's...