You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it.

Quote by Bob Hope

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Your ignorance cramps my conversation

Your ignorance cramps my conversation

I thought 'Deep Throat' was a movie about a giraffe.

I thought 'Deep Throat' was a movie about a giraffe.

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.

I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.

You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.

The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.

I'll tell 'ya how to stay young: Hang around with older people

I'll tell 'ya how to stay young: Hang around with older people

If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of...

If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of...

You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.

You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.

I'm so old they've canceled my blood type.

I'm so old they've canceled my blood type.

Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.

Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.

The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's...

The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's...

Middle age is when you still believe you'll feel better in the morning.

Middle age is when you still believe you'll feel better in the morning.

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I...

My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I...

He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.

He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.

She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction.

She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction.

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you...

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you...