You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it.
Quote by Bob Hope
Bob Hope Quotes
I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you...
I'll tell 'ya how to stay young: Hang around with older people
I love to go to Washington -- if only to be near my money.
If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants...
Your ignorance cramps my conversation
If you haven't any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart...
I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for...
They'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood.
When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot...
Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that...
I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction.
My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I...
The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's...
If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of...
I like to play in the low 70's. If it gets any hotter than that...
If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.