If you haven't any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.

Quote by Bob Hope

Topics: Mankind Quotes

When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things -...

When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things -...

I'm so old they've canceled my blood type.

I'm so old they've canceled my blood type.

I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.

I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.

Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.

Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you...

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you...

I love to go to Washington -- if only to be near my money.

I love to go to Washington -- if only to be near my money.

They'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood.

They'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood.

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into...

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into...

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you...

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you...

Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies

Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies

If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.

If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.

You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it.

You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it.

Zsa Zsa Gabor got married as a one-off, and it was so successful she turned...

Zsa Zsa Gabor got married as a one-off, and it was so successful she turned...

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for...

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for...

I like to play in the low 70's. If it gets any hotter than that...

I like to play in the low 70's. If it gets any hotter than that...

At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to...

At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to...

I've learned a great deal about music through my experiences. I've learned of its sanctity....

I've learned a great deal about music through my experiences. I've learned of its sanctity....

My driving abilities from Mexico have helped me get through Hollywood.

My driving abilities from Mexico have helped me get through Hollywood.