If you haven't any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.

Quote by Bob Hope

Topics: Mankind Quotes

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the...

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the...

She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction.

She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction.

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for...

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for...

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that...

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that...

I'm so old they've canceled my blood type.

I'm so old they've canceled my blood type.

You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

They'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood.

They'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood.

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance -waiting for the...

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance -waiting for the...

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you...

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you...

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.

Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.

Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.

I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.

I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants...

If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants...

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into...

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into...

If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.

If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.

If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of...

If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of...

I love to go to Washington -- if only to be near my money.

I love to go to Washington -- if only to be near my money.

A fool and his money are soon parted.

A fool and his money are soon parted.

Money has no ears but it hears

Money has no ears but it hears