If you haven't any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.

Quote by Bob Hope

Topics: Mankind Quotes

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing...

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing...

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that...

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that...

He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.

He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.

I'll tell 'ya how to stay young: Hang around with older people

I'll tell 'ya how to stay young: Hang around with older people

I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.

I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I...

My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I...

Middle age is when you still believe you'll feel better in the morning.

Middle age is when you still believe you'll feel better in the morning.

I'm so old they've canceled my blood type.

I'm so old they've canceled my blood type.

I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.

I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.

Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.

Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.

Your ignorance cramps my conversation

Your ignorance cramps my conversation

I have to much money invested in sweaters.

I have to much money invested in sweaters.

If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants...

If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants...

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the...

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the...

When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things -...

When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things -...

Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies

Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies

When ambition ends, happiness begins.

When ambition ends, happiness begins.

You are rewarding a teacher poorly if you remain always a pupil.

You are rewarding a teacher poorly if you remain always a pupil.

Those who danced were thought to be quite insane by those who could not hear...

Those who danced were thought to be quite insane by those who could not hear...