She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction.

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The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.

The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

I have to much money invested in sweaters.

I have to much money invested in sweaters.

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you...

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you...

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for...

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for...

Your ignorance cramps my conversation

Your ignorance cramps my conversation

If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants...

If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants...

When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things -...

When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things -...

The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.

The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough

Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough

You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.

You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for...

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for...

I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a...

I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a...

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance -waiting for the...

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance -waiting for the...

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into...

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into...

Zsa Zsa Gabor got married as a one-off, and it was so successful she turned...

Zsa Zsa Gabor got married as a one-off, and it was so successful she turned...

Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.

Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you...

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you...

You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.

You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.