If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.

Quote by Bob Hope

Topics: Bob Hope Quotes

Middle age is when you still believe you'll feel better in the morning.

Middle age is when you still believe you'll feel better in the morning.

You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants...

If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants...

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that...

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that...

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for...

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for...

If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.

If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.

The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.

The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.

Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough

Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction.

She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction.

They'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood.

They'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood.

I'll tell 'ya how to stay young: Hang around with older people

I'll tell 'ya how to stay young: Hang around with older people

A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.

A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.

Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.

Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.

If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants...

If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants...

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you...

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you...

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing...

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing...

The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.

The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.

I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a...

I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a...

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into...

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into...