If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.
Quote by Bob Hope
Bob Hope Quotes
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.
I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a...
I thought 'Deep Throat' was a movie about a giraffe.
If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you...
The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's...
You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
If you haven't any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart...
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
Isn't it fun to go out on the course and lie in the sun?
She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction.
You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.
I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants...
He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
I'll tell 'ya how to stay young: Hang around with older people
But the age of chivalry is gone. That of sophisters, economists, and calculators, has succeeded;...
Setting a good example for your children takes all the fun out of middle age.
A man ninety years old was asked to what he attributed his longevity. I reckon,...
Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall...
Old men are dangerous it doesn't matter to them what is going to happen to...