If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.

Quote by Bob Hope

Topics: Bob Hope Quotes

You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

I have to much money invested in sweaters.

I have to much money invested in sweaters.

If you haven't any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart...

If you haven't any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart...

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you...

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you...

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.

You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you...

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you...

I'm so old they've canceled my blood type.

I'm so old they've canceled my blood type.

A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.

A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.

When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot...

When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot...

I love to go to Washington -- if only to be near my money.

I love to go to Washington -- if only to be near my money.

Zsa Zsa Gabor got married as a one-off, and it was so successful she turned...

Zsa Zsa Gabor got married as a one-off, and it was so successful she turned...

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you...

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you...

I thought 'Deep Throat' was a movie about a giraffe.

I thought 'Deep Throat' was a movie about a giraffe.

Middle age is when you still believe you'll feel better in the morning.

Middle age is when you still believe you'll feel better in the morning.

If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.

If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.

I'll tell 'ya how to stay young: Hang around with older people

I'll tell 'ya how to stay young: Hang around with older people

Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.

Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into...

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into...

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.