If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.
Quote by Bob Hope
Bob Hope Quotes
I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance -waiting for the...
I'm so old they've canceled my blood type.
When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things -...
If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants...
The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's...
I'll tell 'ya how to stay young: Hang around with older people
Your ignorance cramps my conversation
I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a...
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that...
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies
You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I...
You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it.
He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.
I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.
I wish I had kept my damn mouth shut.
Golf is not a fair game, so why build a course fair?