If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.

Quote by Bob Hope

Topics: Bob Hope Quotes

They'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood.

They'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood.

Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough

Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough

I love to go to Washington -- if only to be near my money.

I love to go to Washington -- if only to be near my money.

I thought 'Deep Throat' was a movie about a giraffe.

I thought 'Deep Throat' was a movie about a giraffe.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for...

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for...

He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.

He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.

I have to much money invested in sweaters.

I have to much money invested in sweaters.

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing...

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing...

You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.

You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.

If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants...

If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants...

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance -waiting for the...

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance -waiting for the...

The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's...

The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's...

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.

I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.

I like to play in the low 70's. If it gets any hotter than that...

I like to play in the low 70's. If it gets any hotter than that...

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you...

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you...

The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.

The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.

Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.

Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.

You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it.

You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it.