Life lives, life dies. Life laughs, life cries. Life gives up and life tries. But life looks different through everyone's eyes.

Quote by Groucho Marx

Topics: Death And Dying Quotes, Life Quotes, Living Quotes

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does.

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does.

Youre a woman whos been getting nothing but dirty breaks. Well, we can clean and...

Youre a woman whos been getting nothing but dirty breaks. Well, we can clean and...

Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.

Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.

No man goes before his time - unless the boss leaves early.

No man goes before his time - unless the boss leaves early.

It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.

It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.

Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And...

Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And...

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.

Anybody who doesn't like this book is healthy

Anybody who doesn't like this book is healthy

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's...

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's...

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for...

Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for...

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men, the other 999 follow...

Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men, the other 999 follow...

I find television to be very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I...

I find television to be very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I...

Please accept my resignation. I don't care to belong to any club that will have...

Please accept my resignation. I don't care to belong to any club that will have...

Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.

Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.

Why should I care about posterity? What's posterity ever done for me?

Why should I care about posterity? What's posterity ever done for me?

Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.

Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.

She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.

She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.