Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.
Quote by Groucho Marx
Groucho Marx Quotes
Remember men, we're fighting for this woman's honor; which is probably more than she ever...
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas...
I've learned that everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the...
Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book -and does
No-one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend
I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can...
Do you mind if I don't smoke ?
Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse.
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
Marriage is a wonderful institution...but who wants to live in an institution?
From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I convulsed...
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men, the other 999 follow...
I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
Money will not make you happy, and happy will not make you money.
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
I intend to live forever, or die trying.
Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for...
The biographer who writes the life of his subject's self-concept passes through a fade into...
It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men.