It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.
Quote by Groucho Marx
Groucho Marx Quotes
I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff...
Life lives, life dies. Life laughs, life cries. Life gives up and life tries. But...
The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've...
I find television to be very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I...
Blood's not thicker than money.
I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with...
My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one.
Why a four-year-old child could understand this report. Run out and find me a four-year-old...
Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse.
Before I speak, I have something important to say.
No-one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend
From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was...
Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.
I intend to live forever, or die trying.
Please accept my resignation. I don't care to belong to any club that will have...
I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and...
Sometimes I think [my husband] is so amazing that I don't know why he's with...
Men who don't understand women fall into two groups: Bachelors and Husbands.