Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.

Quote by Groucho Marx

Topics: Animals Quotes, Best Friend Quotes, Funny Quotes

Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And...

Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And...

No-one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend

No-one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend

No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.

No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.

I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with...

I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with...

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's...

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's...

My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one.

My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one.

Go, and never darken my towels again.

Go, and never darken my towels again.

Before I speak, I have something important to say.

Before I speak, I have something important to say.

Life lives, life dies. Life laughs, life cries. Life gives up and life tries. But...

Life lives, life dies. Life laughs, life cries. Life gives up and life tries. But...

She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.

She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.

I've got the brain of a four year old. I'll bet he was glad to...

I've got the brain of a four year old. I'll bet he was glad to...

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas...

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas...

Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.

Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.

My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one.

My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one.

A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.

A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.

I find television to be very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I...

I find television to be very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I...

Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men, the other 999 follow...

Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men, the other 999 follow...

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog...

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog...

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from...

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from...

I got a lotta best friends. Some o' them I don't even hardly know!

I got a lotta best friends. Some o' them I don't even hardly know!

Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.

Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.