Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
Quote by Groucho Marx
Best Friend Quotes
I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the...
I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.
No-one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend
I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with...
There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If...
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
Women should be obscene and not heard.
I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for...
I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.
Anybody who doesn't like this book is healthy
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an...
I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can...
I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining.
Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.
Humor is reason gone mad.
From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I convulsed...
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
Graduation day is tough for adults. They go to the ceremony as parents. They come...
In the end, it all comes down to the fact that I cared too much,...