No man goes before his time - unless the boss leaves early.
Quote by Groucho Marx
Groucho Marx Quotes
I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
No man goes before his time unless the boss leaves early.
No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
Room service? Send up a larger room.
Why a four-year-old child could understand this report. Run out and find me a four-year-old...
From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I was...
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an...
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into...
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one.
Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for...
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying...
Do you mind if I don't smoke ?
If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it...
I have nothing but confidence in you, and very little of that
It will work. I am a marketing genius.
Censorship reflects a society's lack of confidence in itself. It is a hallmark of an...
Confidence contributes more to conversation than wit.