Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does.

Quote by Groucho Marx

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Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.

Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.

Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And...

Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And...

Why a four-year-old child could understand this report. Run out and find me a four-year-old...

Why a four-year-old child could understand this report. Run out and find me a four-year-old...

Why should I care about posterity? What's posterity ever done for me?

Why should I care about posterity? What's posterity ever done for me?

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying...

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying...

I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt.

I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt.

Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.

Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

Remember men, we're fighting for this woman's honor; which is probably more than she ever...

Remember men, we're fighting for this woman's honor; which is probably more than she ever...

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does.

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does.

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and...

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and...

Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse.

Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse.

Home is where you hang your head

Home is where you hang your head

I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.

I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining.

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining.

Marry me and I'll never look at another horse!

Marry me and I'll never look at another horse!

Blood's not thicker than money.

Blood's not thicker than money.

They never say to you, 'What does his voice sound like? What games does he...

They never say to you, 'What does his voice sound like? What games does he...

If a man has money, it is usually a sign, too, that he knows how...

If a man has money, it is usually a sign, too, that he knows how...