Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does.

Quote by Groucho Marx

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I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.

I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.

I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with...

I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with...

Anybody who doesn't like this book is healthy

Anybody who doesn't like this book is healthy

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and...

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and...

I've got the brain of a four year old. I'll bet he was glad to...

I've got the brain of a four year old. I'll bet he was glad to...

No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.

No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.

Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And...

Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And...

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

Money will not make you happy, and happy will not make you money.

Money will not make you happy, and happy will not make you money.

All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats.

All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats.

Why should I care about posterity? What's posterity ever done for me?

Why should I care about posterity? What's posterity ever done for me?

Remember men, we're fighting for this woman's honor; which is probably more than she ever...

Remember men, we're fighting for this woman's honor; which is probably more than she ever...

I have nothing but confidence in you, and very little of that

I have nothing but confidence in you, and very little of that

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've...

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've...

Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.

Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.

Go, and never darken my towels again.

Go, and never darken my towels again.

I won't belong to any organization that would have me as a member.

I won't belong to any organization that would have me as a member.

When I was young I was amazed at Plutarch's statement that the elder Cato began...

When I was young I was amazed at Plutarch's statement that the elder Cato began...

The tree can teach you forbearance and tolerance. It offers shade to all, irrespective of...

The tree can teach you forbearance and tolerance. It offers shade to all, irrespective of...

Somewhere in the brain of every prima donna there is a deep craving for security...

Somewhere in the brain of every prima donna there is a deep craving for security...

A woman can keep one secret - the secret of her age.

A woman can keep one secret - the secret of her age.