Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does.

Quote by Groucho Marx

Topics: Politics Quotes

Blood's not thicker than money.

Blood's not thicker than money.

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas...

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas...

When I was young I was amazed at Plutarch's statement that the elder Cato began...

When I was young I was amazed at Plutarch's statement that the elder Cato began...

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying...

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying...

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was...

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was...

Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.

Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

Home is where you hang your head

Home is where you hang your head

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining.

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining.

Do you mind if I don't smoke ?

Do you mind if I don't smoke ?

She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.

She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.

I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with...

I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with...

I could dance till the cows come home. On second thought, I'd rather dance with...

I could dance till the cows come home. On second thought, I'd rather dance with...

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men, the other 999 follow...

Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men, the other 999 follow...

Most women have all other women as adversaries; most men have all other men as...

Most women have all other women as adversaries; most men have all other men as...

The man flaps about with a bunch of feathers: the woman goes to work softly...

The man flaps about with a bunch of feathers: the woman goes to work softly...