Anybody who doesn't like this book is healthy

Quote by Groucho Marx

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Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog...

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog...

If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you.

If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you.

I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff...

I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff...

There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If...

There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If...

All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats.

All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats.

I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.

I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.

Marry me and I'll never look at another horse!

Marry me and I'll never look at another horse!

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

No-one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend

No-one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was...

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was...

When I was young I was amazed at Plutarch's statement that the elder Cato began...

When I was young I was amazed at Plutarch's statement that the elder Cato began...

Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book, and does.

Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book, and does.

I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff...

I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff...

No man goes before his time - unless the boss leaves early.

No man goes before his time - unless the boss leaves early.

Ever since they found out that Lassie was a boy, the public has believed the...

Ever since they found out that Lassie was a boy, the public has believed the...

Dont ever underestimate the importance of money. I know its often been said that money...

Dont ever underestimate the importance of money. I know its often been said that money...

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying...

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying...

Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?

Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?

The eyes of the soul of the multitudes are unable to endure the vision of...

The eyes of the soul of the multitudes are unable to endure the vision of...

In a real estate man's eye, the most expensive part of the city is where...

In a real estate man's eye, the most expensive part of the city is where...

In passing, we should note this curious mark of our own age: the only absolute...

In passing, we should note this curious mark of our own age: the only absolute...

Speak the truth, but leave immediately after.

Speak the truth, but leave immediately after.