Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does

Quote by Groucho Marx

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Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse.

Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse.

Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.

Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.

I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.

I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.

Women should be obscene and not heard.

Women should be obscene and not heard.

Life lives, life dies. Life laughs, life cries. Life gives up and life tries. But...

Life lives, life dies. Life laughs, life cries. Life gives up and life tries. But...

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into...

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into...

I wish to be cremated. One tenth of my ashes shall be given to my...

I wish to be cremated. One tenth of my ashes shall be given to my...

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does.

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does.

I've learned that everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the...

I've learned that everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the...

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

No-one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend

No-one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend

She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.

She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.

No man goes before his time - unless the boss leaves early.

No man goes before his time - unless the boss leaves early.

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining.

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining.

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.

I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.

I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.

Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And...

Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And...

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

My age is as a lusty winter, frosty but kindly.

My age is as a lusty winter, frosty but kindly.

Important families are like potatoes. The best parts are underground.

Important families are like potatoes. The best parts are underground.

Death may indeed be final but the love we share while living is eternal.

Death may indeed be final but the love we share while living is eternal.