I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
Quote by Groucho Marx
Groucho Marx Quotes
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
Youre a woman whos been getting nothing but dirty breaks. Well, we can clean and...
Home is where you hang your head
There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If...
I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining.
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
I won't belong to any organization that would have me as a member.
Please accept my resignation. I don't care to belong to any club that will have...
Ever since they found out that Lassie was a boy, the public has believed the...
Money will not make you happy, and happy will not make you money.
She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.
No man goes before his time - unless the boss leaves early.
I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with...
Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
I must confess, I was born at a very early age.
Blood's not thicker than money.
Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does.
From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I was...
Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.
If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you.