I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
Quote by Groucho Marx
Groucho Marx Quotes
Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does.
Before I speak, I have something important to say.
Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men, the other 999 follow...
I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the...
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.
Money will not make you happy, and happy will not make you money.
I've got the brain of a four year old. I'll bet he was glad to...
Women should be obscene and not heard.
There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If...
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.
I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff...
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and...
Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
When I was young I was amazed at Plutarch's statement that the elder Cato began...
Blood's not thicker than money.
It's a business. If I could make more money down in the zinc mines I'd...
Sometimes when I sit own to practice and there is no one else in the...