Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does

Quote by Groucho Marx

Topics: Politics Quotes

The first thing which I can record concerning myself is, that I was born. These...

The first thing which I can record concerning myself is, that I was born. These...

I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can...

I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can...

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.

Remember men, we're fighting for this woman's honor; which is probably more than she ever...

Remember men, we're fighting for this woman's honor; which is probably more than she ever...

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and...

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and...

Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.

Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.

Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.

Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.

Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book, and does.

Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book, and does.

When I was young I was amazed at Plutarch's statement that the elder Cato began...

When I was young I was amazed at Plutarch's statement that the elder Cato began...

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

Marriage is a wonderful institution...but who wants to live in an institution?

Marriage is a wonderful institution...but who wants to live in an institution?

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog...

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog...

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it...

If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it...

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an...

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an...

My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one.

My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one.

Life lives, life dies. Life laughs, life cries. Life gives up and life tries. But...

Life lives, life dies. Life laughs, life cries. Life gives up and life tries. But...

Earth to earth, ashes to ashes, dust to dust; in sure and certain hope of...

Earth to earth, ashes to ashes, dust to dust; in sure and certain hope of...

Absence and death are the same - only that in death there is no suffering.

Absence and death are the same - only that in death there is no suffering.

I gave my life to become the person I am right now. Was it worth...

I gave my life to become the person I am right now. Was it worth...

My father didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him...

My father didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him...