Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.

Quote by Groucho Marx

Topics: Justice Quotes, Military Quotes

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've...

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've...

I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf...

I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf...

I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.

I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.

Go, and never darken my towels again.

Go, and never darken my towels again.

My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one.

My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one.

In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom.

In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom.

I wish to be cremated. One tenth of my ashes shall be given to my...

I wish to be cremated. One tenth of my ashes shall be given to my...

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and...

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and...

A man's only as old as the woman he feels.

A man's only as old as the woman he feels.

Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.

Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

Blood's not thicker than money.

Blood's not thicker than money.

Marry me and I'll never look at another horse!

Marry me and I'll never look at another horse!

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining.

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining.

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.

Youre a woman whos been getting nothing but dirty breaks. Well, we can clean and...

Youre a woman whos been getting nothing but dirty breaks. Well, we can clean and...

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I was...

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I was...

No man goes before his time - unless the boss leaves early.

No man goes before his time - unless the boss leaves early.

My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one.

My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one.

Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?

Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?