Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
Quote by Groucho Marx
If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you.
I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I was...
Remember men, we're fighting for this woman's honor; which is probably more than she ever...
Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does.
Women should be obscene and not heard.
Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.
I have nothing but confidence in you, and very little of that
Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.
No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
I chased a girl for two years only to discover that her tastes were exactly...
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
Anybody who doesn't like this book is healthy
No man goes before his time - unless the boss leaves early.
All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats.
My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one.
Deep down, my mom had long suspected I was gay... Much of her anger and...
My mother...she is beautiful, softened at the edges and tempered with a spine of steel....