Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
Quote by Groucho Marx
Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
I must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I...
Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book, and does.
No-one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend
Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.
Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for...
From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was...
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into...
Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?
I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt.
Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does
Anybody who doesn't like this book is healthy
Go, and never darken my towels again.
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and...
No man goes before his time - unless the boss leaves early.
I could dance till the cows come home. On second thought, I'd rather dance with...
From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I was...
Marry me and I'll never look at another horse!
Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.