Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.

Quote by Groucho Marx

Topics: Justice Quotes, Military Quotes

If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you.

If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you.

I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.

I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I was...

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I was...

Remember men, we're fighting for this woman's honor; which is probably more than she ever...

Remember men, we're fighting for this woman's honor; which is probably more than she ever...

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does.

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does.

Women should be obscene and not heard.

Women should be obscene and not heard.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

I have nothing but confidence in you, and very little of that

I have nothing but confidence in you, and very little of that

Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.

Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.

Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.

Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.

No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.

No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.

I chased a girl for two years only to discover that her tastes were exactly...

I chased a girl for two years only to discover that her tastes were exactly...

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

Anybody who doesn't like this book is healthy

Anybody who doesn't like this book is healthy

No man goes before his time - unless the boss leaves early.

No man goes before his time - unless the boss leaves early.

All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats.

All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats.

My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one.

My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one.

Deep down, my mom had long suspected I was gay... Much of her anger and...

Deep down, my mom had long suspected I was gay... Much of her anger and...

My mother...she is beautiful, softened at the edges and tempered with a spine of steel....

My mother...she is beautiful, softened at the edges and tempered with a spine of steel....