No-one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend

Quote by Groucho Marx

Topics: Best Friend Quotes

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and...

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and...

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I convulsed...

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I convulsed...

Humor is reason gone mad.

Humor is reason gone mad.

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.

Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.

Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.

Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.

Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.

I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the...

I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the...

Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book -and does

Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book -and does

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does.

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does.

Do you mind if I don't smoke ?

Do you mind if I don't smoke ?

A man's only as old as the woman he feels.

A man's only as old as the woman he feels.

I must confess, I was born at a very early age.

I must confess, I was born at a very early age.

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.

When I was young I was amazed at Plutarch's statement that the elder Cato began...

When I was young I was amazed at Plutarch's statement that the elder Cato began...

I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff...

I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff...

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And...

Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And...

I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.

I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.

She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.

She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.

I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.

I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.