No-one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend
Quote by Groucho Marx
Best Friend Quotes
Go, and never darken my towels again.
Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does
In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom.
From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was...
Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.
Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does.
I find television to be very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I...
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
Marriage is a wonderful institution...but who wants to live in an institution?
From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I convulsed...
I've got the brain of a four year old. I'll bet he was glad to...
I could dance till the cows come home. On second thought, I'd rather dance with...
I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
I chased a girl for two years only to discover that her tastes were exactly...
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and...
I have nothing but confidence in you, and very little of that
My theory is that if you look confident you can pull off anything - even...
Those who are silent, self-effacing and attentive become the recipients of confidences.