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There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions...

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There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions...

Any time three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument, a bank has...

Any time three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument, a bank has...

I admit, I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away.

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I admit, I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away.

Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out.

Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out.

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and...

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We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and...

Burt Reynolds once asked me out. I was in his room.

Burt Reynolds once asked me out. I was in his room.

Women want men, careers, money, children, friends, luxury, comfort, independence, freedom, respect, love, and three...

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Women want men, careers, money, children, friends, luxury, comfort, independence, freedom, respect, love, and three...

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the walk...

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the walk...

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once

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A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto.

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There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto.

Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle--keep away from children.

Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle--keep away from children.

It's a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I'd be rotten to...

It's a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I'd be rotten to...

My recipe for dealing with anger and frustration: set the kitchen timer for twenty minutes,...

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My recipe for dealing with anger and frustration: set the kitchen timer for twenty minutes,...

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing...

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing...

A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.

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A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age as your beauty fades,...

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Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age as your beauty fades,...

Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves.

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Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves.

He has so many muscles he has to make an appointment to move his fingers.

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He has so many muscles he has to make an appointment to move his fingers.