Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.

Quote by Phyllis Diller

Topics: Housekeeping Quotes

Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle - keep away from...

Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle - keep away from...

His finest hour lasted a minute and a half.

His finest hour lasted a minute and a half.

Aim high, and you won't shoot your foot off.

Aim high, and you won't shoot your foot off.

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like.

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like.

My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick...

My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick...

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and...

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and...

Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?

Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?

I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard.

I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard.

Women want men, careers, money, children, friends, luxury, comfort, independence, freedom, respect, love, and three...

Women want men, careers, money, children, friends, luxury, comfort, independence, freedom, respect, love, and three...

I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want...

I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want...

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor

Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves.

Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves.

My recipe for dealing with anger and frustration: set the kitchen timer for twenty minutes,...

My recipe for dealing with anger and frustration: set the kitchen timer for twenty minutes,...

My photographs don't do me justice - they just look like me.

My photographs don't do me justice - they just look like me.

I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about...

I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about...

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like.

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like.

People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you...

People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you...

I played baseball because I could make more money doing that than I could doing...

I played baseball because I could make more money doing that than I could doing...