A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.

Quote by Phyllis Diller

Topics: Smile Quotes, Smiling Quotes

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty...

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty...

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age as your beauty fades,...

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age as your beauty fades,...

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing...

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing...

My recipe for dealing with anger and frustration: set the kitchen timer for twenty minutes,...

My recipe for dealing with anger and frustration: set the kitchen timer for twenty minutes,...

Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves.

Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves.

There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions...

There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions...

Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?

Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?

Any time three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument, a bank has...

Any time three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument, a bank has...

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and...

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and...

Aim high, and you won't shoot your foot off.

Aim high, and you won't shoot your foot off.

I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want...

I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want...

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once.

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once.

My photographs don't do me justice - they just look like me.

My photographs don't do me justice - they just look like me.

You know you're old if they have discontinued your blood type.

You know you're old if they have discontinued your blood type.

I'm eighteen years behind in my ironing.

I'm eighteen years behind in my ironing.

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the walk...

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the walk...

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your...

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your...

The hardest thing you can do is smile when you are ill, in pain, or...

The hardest thing you can do is smile when you are ill, in pain, or...

Sometimes your joy is the source of your smile, but sometimes your smile can be...

Sometimes your joy is the source of your smile, but sometimes your smile can be...

Some people wear their smile like a disguise. Those people who smile a lot, watch...

Some people wear their smile like a disguise. Those people who smile a lot, watch...

I smile and act like nothing is wrong, its called putting shit aside and being...

I smile and act like nothing is wrong, its called putting shit aside and being...