Home
Quotes
Picture quotes
Random
Facebook Covers
Home
Quotes
Picture quotes
Random
Facebook Covers
She needs open-heart surgery, and they should go in through her feet.
#Funny
,
#Putdowns
She's got a great looking husband, a little boy and all the money in the...
#Funny
,
#Putdowns
Joan Collins unfortunately can't be with us tonight. She's busy attending the birth of her...
#Funny
,
#Putdowns
If life were fair, Dan Quayle would be making a living asking 'Do you want...
#Funny
,
#Putdowns
She's so pure, Moses couldn't even part her knees.
#Funny
,
#Putdowns
He has so many muscles he has to make an appointment to move his fingers.
#Funny
,
#Putdowns
From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was...
#Funny
,
#Putdowns
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an...
#Funny
,
#Putdowns
Breasts like granite and a brain like swiss cheese.
#Funny
,
#Putdowns
Bush said today he is being stalked. He said wherever he goes, people are following...
#Funny
,
#Putdowns
I'm as pure as the driven slush.
#Funny
,
#Putdowns
I'd love to kiss you, but I just washed my hair.
#Funny
,
#Putdowns
I do not know the American gentleman, God forgive me for putting two such words...
#Funny
,
#Putdowns
He'd make a lovely corpse.
#Funny
,
#Putdowns
The right honourable gentleman is reminiscent of a poker. The only difference is that a...
#Funny
,
#Putdowns
I'm a one-man idiot.
#Funny
,
#Putdowns
If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
#Funny
,
#Putdowns
Some refer to it as a cultural Chernobyl. I think of it as a cultural...
#Funny
,
#Putdowns
1
2
Next