Quotes about Putdowns

She needs open-heart surgery, and they should go in through her feet.

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She's got a great looking husband, a little boy and all the money in the...

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Joan Collins unfortunately can't be with us tonight. She's busy attending the birth of her...

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If life were fair, Dan Quayle would be making a living asking 'Do you want...

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She's so pure, Moses couldn't even part her knees.

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He has so many muscles he has to make an appointment to move his fingers.

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From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was...

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I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an...

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Breasts like granite and a brain like swiss cheese.

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Bush said today he is being stalked. He said wherever he goes, people are following...

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I'm as pure as the driven slush.

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I'd love to kiss you, but I just washed my hair.

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