It's a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I'd be rotten to the core

Quote by Phyllis Diller

Topics: Beauty Quotes

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing...

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing...

My recipe for dealing with anger and frustration: set the kitchen timer for twenty minutes,...

My recipe for dealing with anger and frustration: set the kitchen timer for twenty minutes,...

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your...

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your...

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once

I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want...

I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want...

I asked the waiter, 'Is this milk fresh?' He said, 'Lady, three hours ago it...

I asked the waiter, 'Is this milk fresh?' He said, 'Lady, three hours ago it...

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and...

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and...

Health - what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down.

Health - what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down.

I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about...

I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about...

Any time three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument, a bank has...

Any time three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument, a bank has...

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves.

Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves.

The real reason your pro tells you to keep your head down is so you...

The real reason your pro tells you to keep your head down is so you...

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto.

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto.

I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard.

I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard.

You know you're old if your walker has an airbag.

You know you're old if your walker has an airbag.

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor.

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor.

His finest hour lasted a minute and a half.

His finest hour lasted a minute and a half.

Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?

Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?

The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't...

The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't...