It's a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I'd be rotten to the core

Quote by Phyllis Diller

Topics: Beauty Quotes

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once

Aim high, and you won't shoot your foot off.

Aim high, and you won't shoot your foot off.

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and...

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and...

Any time three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument, a bank has...

Any time three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument, a bank has...

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture.

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture.

A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.

A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.

Women want men, careers, money, children, friends, luxury, comfort, independence, freedom, respect, love, and three...

Women want men, careers, money, children, friends, luxury, comfort, independence, freedom, respect, love, and three...

Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle - keep away from...

Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle - keep away from...

My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick...

My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick...

Health - what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down.

Health - what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down.

I asked the waiter, 'Is this milk fresh?' He said, 'Lady, three hours ago it...

I asked the waiter, 'Is this milk fresh?' He said, 'Lady, three hours ago it...

I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want...

I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want...

My photographs don't do me justice - they just look like me.

My photographs don't do me justice - they just look like me.

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the...

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the...

I'm eighteen years behind in my ironing.

I'm eighteen years behind in my ironing.

His finest hour lasted a minute and a half.

His finest hour lasted a minute and a half.

Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out.

Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out.

You know you're old if your walker has an airbag.

You know you're old if your walker has an airbag.

You know you're old if they have discontinued your blood type.

You know you're old if they have discontinued your blood type.

The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't...

The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't...