It's a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I'd be rotten to the core

Quote by Phyllis Diller

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His finest hour lasted a minute and a half.

His finest hour lasted a minute and a half.

I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want...

I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want...

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and...

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and...

Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle--keep away from children.

Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle--keep away from children.

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age as your beauty fades,...

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age as your beauty fades,...

I admit, I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away.

I admit, I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away.

I asked the waiter, 'Is this milk fresh?' He said, 'Lady, three hours ago it...

I asked the waiter, 'Is this milk fresh?' He said, 'Lady, three hours ago it...

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?

Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once

My recipe for dealing with anger and frustration: set the kitchen timer for twenty minutes,...

My recipe for dealing with anger and frustration: set the kitchen timer for twenty minutes,...

Aim high, and you won't shoot your foot off.

Aim high, and you won't shoot your foot off.

What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next...

What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next...

My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick...

My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick...

I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about...

I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about...

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like.

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like.

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once

Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves.

Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves.

There are three periods in life: youth, middle age and how well you look.

There are three periods in life: youth, middle age and how well you look.

I'm not as far along as Jack Nicklaus was at this age, but I'm trying.

I'm not as far along as Jack Nicklaus was at this age, but I'm trying.

Early to bed and early to rise probably indicates unskilled labor.

Early to bed and early to rise probably indicates unskilled labor.