It's a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I'd be rotten to the core

Quote by Phyllis Diller

Topics: Beauty Quotes

I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want...

I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want...

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your...

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your...

My photographs don't do me justice - they just look like me.

My photographs don't do me justice - they just look like me.

Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves.

Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves.

Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle--keep away from children.

Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle--keep away from children.

I'm eighteen years behind in my ironing.

I'm eighteen years behind in my ironing.

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto.

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto.

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing...

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing...

What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next...

What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next...

My recipe for dealing with anger and frustration: set the kitchen timer for twenty minutes,...

My recipe for dealing with anger and frustration: set the kitchen timer for twenty minutes,...

I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard.

I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard.

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once

Aim high, and you won't shoot your foot off.

Aim high, and you won't shoot your foot off.

A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.

A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.

Burt Reynolds once asked me out. I was in his room.

Burt Reynolds once asked me out. I was in his room.

The real reason your pro tells you to keep your head down is so you...

The real reason your pro tells you to keep your head down is so you...

There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions...

There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions...

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once.

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once.

The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't...

The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't...

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture.

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture.