It's a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I'd be rotten to the core

Quote by Phyllis Diller

Topics: Beauty Quotes

My recipe for dealing with anger and frustration: set the kitchen timer for twenty minutes,...

My recipe for dealing with anger and frustration: set the kitchen timer for twenty minutes,...

The real reason your pro tells you to keep your head down is so you...

The real reason your pro tells you to keep your head down is so you...

A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.

A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty...

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty...

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto.

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto.

There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions...

There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions...

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing...

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing...

Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle--keep away from children.

Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle--keep away from children.

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once

Burt Reynolds once asked me out. I was in his room.

Burt Reynolds once asked me out. I was in his room.

The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't...

The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't...

Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?

Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?

There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions...

There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions...

Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle - keep away from...

Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle - keep away from...

I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard.

I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard.

I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want...

I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want...

My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick...

My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick...

I'm eighteen years behind in my ironing.

I'm eighteen years behind in my ironing.

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like.

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like.