It's a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I'd be rotten to the core

Quote by Phyllis Diller

Topics: Beauty Quotes

There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions...

There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions...

What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next...

What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next...

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing...

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing...

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor.

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor.

The real reason your pro tells you to keep your head down is so you...

The real reason your pro tells you to keep your head down is so you...

Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves.

Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves.

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the...

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the...

I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want...

I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want...

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor

I'm eighteen years behind in my ironing.

I'm eighteen years behind in my ironing.

My photographs don't do me justice - they just look like me.

My photographs don't do me justice - they just look like me.

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture.

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture.

A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.

A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.

Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out.

Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out.

I admit, I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away.

I admit, I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away.

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and...

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and...

My recipe for dealing with anger and frustration: set the kitchen timer for twenty minutes,...

My recipe for dealing with anger and frustration: set the kitchen timer for twenty minutes,...

An angry player can't argue with the back of an umpire who is walking away.

An angry player can't argue with the back of an umpire who is walking away.

Your anger is like the bubbles in a can of soda. The more youre shaken,...

Your anger is like the bubbles in a can of soda. The more youre shaken,...

Anger is a momentary madness, so control your passion or it will control you.

Anger is a momentary madness, so control your passion or it will control you.

Despair and frustration will not shake our belief that the resistance is the only way...

Despair and frustration will not shake our belief that the resistance is the only way...