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The dearest things in the world are our neighbor's eyes; they cost everybody more than...

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The dearest things in the world are our neighbor's eyes; they cost everybody more than...

I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.

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I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the walk...

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the walk...

Housekeeping is like being caught in a revolving door.

Housekeeping is like being caught in a revolving door.

This funding from the National Endowment for the Arts has been like the Good Housekeeping...

This funding from the National Endowment for the Arts has been like the Good Housekeeping...

I call everyone 'Darling' because I can't remember their names.

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I call everyone 'Darling' because I can't remember their names.

I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.

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I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.

Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting...

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Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting...