Quotes about Funny Sayings

Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any

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Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most...

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I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was, 'the...

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When the age is in, the wit is out.

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Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.

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I admit, I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away.

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I am of a healthy long lived race, and our minds improve with age.

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Every time you see a beautiful woman, just remember, somebody got tired of her

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Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them.

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Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me!

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