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Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any

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Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most...

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Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most...

I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was, 'the...

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I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was, 'the...

When the age is in, the wit is out.

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When the age is in, the wit is out.

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.

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Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.

I admit, I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away.

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I admit, I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away.

I am of a healthy long lived race, and our minds improve with age.

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I am of a healthy long lived race, and our minds improve with age.

Airplanes may kill you, but they ain't likely to hurt you.

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Airplanes may kill you, but they ain't likely to hurt you.

Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to...

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Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to...

Every time you see a beautiful woman, just remember, somebody got tired of her

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Every time you see a beautiful woman, just remember, somebody got tired of her

A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a...

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A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a...

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the...

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An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the...

Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I'm halfway through my fish burger and...

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Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I'm halfway through my fish burger and...

Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them.

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Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them.

What's the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I'm home.

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What's the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I'm home.

Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.

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Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me!

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me!