Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going.

Quote by Phyllis Diller

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Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your...

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your...

There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions...

There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions...

I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want...

I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want...

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age as your beauty fades,...

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age as your beauty fades,...

Burt Reynolds once asked me out. I was in his room.

Burt Reynolds once asked me out. I was in his room.

He has so many muscles he has to make an appointment to move his fingers.

He has so many muscles he has to make an appointment to move his fingers.

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture.

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture.

Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?

Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?

The real reason your pro tells you to keep your head down is so you...

The real reason your pro tells you to keep your head down is so you...

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the...

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the...

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor.

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor.

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like.

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like.

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto.

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto.

Women want men, careers, money, children, friends, luxury, comfort, independence, freedom, respect, love, and three...

Women want men, careers, money, children, friends, luxury, comfort, independence, freedom, respect, love, and three...

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and...

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and...

I admit, I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away.

I admit, I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away.

Health - what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down.

Health - what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down.

When I needed you most when I needed a friend, you let me down now...

When I needed you most when I needed a friend, you let me down now...

Betrayal is about learning not to idealize external sources.

Betrayal is about learning not to idealize external sources.

The stabbing horror of life is not contained in calamities and disasters, because these things...

The stabbing horror of life is not contained in calamities and disasters, because these things...