Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going.

Quote by Phyllis Diller

Topics: Parents Quotes

The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't...

The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't...

I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want...

I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want...

I asked the waiter, 'Is this milk fresh?' He said, 'Lady, three hours ago it...

I asked the waiter, 'Is this milk fresh?' He said, 'Lady, three hours ago it...

Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out.

Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out.

My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick...

My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick...

Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves.

Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves.

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto.

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto.

Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?

Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?

It's a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I'd be rotten to...

It's a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I'd be rotten to...

The real reason your pro tells you to keep your head down is so you...

The real reason your pro tells you to keep your head down is so you...

I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want...

I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want...

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like.

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like.

Women want men, careers, money, children, friends, luxury, comfort, independence, freedom, respect, love, and three...

Women want men, careers, money, children, friends, luxury, comfort, independence, freedom, respect, love, and three...

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and...

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and...

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like.

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like.

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the walk...

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the walk...

Health - what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down.

Health - what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down.

It was a great game. It was a wonderful game for me, it'll be hard...

It was a great game. It was a wonderful game for me, it'll be hard...

When I needed you most when I needed a friend, you let me down now...

When I needed you most when I needed a friend, you let me down now...