Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport.
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Henny Youngman Quotes
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You have a ready wit. Tell me when it's ready.
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A Jewish woman had 2 chickens. One got sick, so the woman made chicken soup...
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I played a great horse yesterday! It took seven horses to beat him.
I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
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My brother was a lifeguard in a car wash.
When God sneezed, I didn't know what to say.
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There was a girl knocking on my hotel room door all night! Finally, I let...
A Jewish woman had two chickens. One got sick, so the woman made chicken soup...