You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.
Quote by Henny Youngman
Henny Youngman Quotes
A Jewish woman had two chickens. One got sick, so the woman made chicken soup...
She has a wash and wear bridal gown.
Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it.
This man is frank and earnest with women. In Fresno, he's Frank and in Chicago...
My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first...
When God sneezed, I didn't know what to say.
You look like a talent scout for a cemetery.
I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
My son complains about headaches. I tell him all the time, when you get out...
I played a lot of tough clubs in my time. Once a guy in one...
Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport.
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to...
Someone stole all my credit cards, but I wont be reporting it. The thief spends...
There was a girl knocking on my hotel room door all night! Finally, I let...
My brother was a lifeguard in a car wash.
This man used to go to school with his dog. Then they were separated. His...
I played a great horse yesterday! It took seven horses to beat him.
You have a ready wit. Tell me when it's ready.
That was the first time I saw a horse start from a kneeling position!
Take my wife... Please!