My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself.
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Henny Youngman Quotes
While playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake.
A doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill,...
This man used to go to school with his dog. Then they were separated. His...
She's been married so many times she has rice marks on her face.
Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it.
That was the first time I saw a horse start from a kneeling position!
My son complains about headaches. I tell him all the time, when you get out...
She has a wash and wear bridal gown.
How to drive a guy crazy: send him a telegram and on the top put...
You have a ready wit. Tell me when it's ready.
I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time that's not so bad; but...
I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock.
You have a nice personality, but not for a human being.
If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep...
I played a great horse yesterday! It took seven horses to beat him.
I played a lot of tough clubs in my time. Once a guy in one...
Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport.
A Jewish woman had two chickens. One got sick, so the woman made chicken soup...
There was a girl knocking on my hotel room door all night! Finally, I let...