If my mother knew I did this for a living, she'd kill me. She thinks I'm selling dope.
Quote by Henny Youngman
Henny Youngman Quotes
My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
Take my wife... Please!
This man used to go to school with his dog. Then they were separated. His...
A Jewish woman had two chickens. One got sick, so the woman made chicken soup...
Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it.
This man is frank and earnest with women. In Fresno, he's Frank and in Chicago...
If at first you don't succeed... so much for skydiving.
This is an elegant hotel! Room service has an unlisted number.
You have a ready wit. Tell me when it's ready.
A Jewish woman had 2 chickens. One got sick, so the woman made chicken soup...
My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first...
If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep...
She has a wash and wear bridal gown.
She's a big-hearted girl with hips to match.
My son complains about headaches. I tell him all the time, when you get out...
I know a man who doesn't pay to have his trash taken out. How does...
Someone stole all my credit cards, but I wont be reporting it. The thief spends...
When money stops talking, she starts walking.
When a guy goes out with her, he may have his head in the clouds,...
After a guy has spent all of his dollars, she recovers her sense.