My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself.
Quote by Henny Youngman
Military Family Quotes
My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
This is an elegant hotel! Room service has an unlisted number.
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If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep...
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My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first...
When God sneezed, I didn't know what to say.
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